1. The first rule of Chess Club is, you do not talk about Chess Club.
2. The second rule of Chess Club is, you DO NOT talk about Chess Club.
3. If someone yells "Checkmate", the match is over.
4. Two guys to a match.
5. One match at a time.
6. No "en-passe" moves allowed.
7. Matches will go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first time at Chess Club, you HAVE to play chess!
6 comments:
Can we have more cute animals please? I like those stories best of all.
You are not your corduroy trousers, you are not your NHS specs, you are not a unique or special opponent, you are the all castling, all stalemating crap of the world
Oh ok, anonymous person. Just for you....
I am Jack's Knight.
Without me, Jack may lose.
I stand proudly between the Rook and Bishop.
Jack refers to me as "the little horsey one between the castle-thingy and the one that looks like a nob".
I use a tactical L-Shaped manouvre around the board. Jack often asks "Is this the one that goes sideways or diagonals then?"
Jack makes ridiculous clip-clopping noises when he moves me and often "whinneys" when he takes an opponents piece with me.
Jack is an idiot.
Jack doesn't play often.
Jack's Chess Club membership was just revoked.
And his name was Bobby Fischer...
And his name was Bobby Fischer...
Great work.
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