1. The first rule of Chess Club is, you do not talk about Chess Club.
2. The second rule of Chess Club is, you DO NOT talk about Chess Club.
3. If someone yells "Checkmate", the match is over.
4. Two guys to a match.
5. One match at a time.
6. No "en-passe" moves allowed.
7. Matches will go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first time at Chess Club, you HAVE to play chess!