Ever found yourself alone at night when suddenly you feel all creeped out and your skin begins to crawl? Well this could be because you have a ghost or it could simply mean that you're watching any film with Adam Sandler in it.
Ghosts are apparently the undead spirits of people and pets (and otters) who have not found peace in the afterlife. The main characteristics of ghosts are as follows:
A slightly transparent appearance a bit like those emo kids have that hang out near the supermarket.
A fondness for rattling chains and saying 'whooooOOOOOoooooooh!' which sorta reminds me of an ex....but let's not go there.
The ability to walk through walls. I would imagine this would be a fantastic ability to have - especially if you're a bit pervy and happen to be haunting a ladies lingerie shop. It would also grant you free access to any Sea Life Centre to go and enjoy the otters whenever you please.
If you own a haunted house and don't wish to accommodate your see-through tenant anymore, you can hire a professional ghost hunter to come in and get rid of them for you. According to cheap digital channel television programmes, this MUST be done in the dark while holding an night-vision camera that makes people's eyeballs look all reflective - a bit like a startled kitten's might look like if you'd found him in the corner of your very dark handbag.
I thought my pool was haunted once but it turned out to be a bad case of wind. I've since stopped eating beans.Long story..let's pretend i didn't mention it, OK?
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