When you human types aren't killing each other over who's got the best god or who likes oil the most, you also like killing each other over love. I adore otters but have never once wanted to kill anyone preventing me from using my season pass to the local otter sanctuary. Not that anyone would dare.
Anyway, this murderous streak is witnessed in all its lovely detail in the latest Tim Burton movie 'Sweeney Todd' which also carries the subtitle 'the demon barber of Fleet Street' in case we were confusing him with another Sweeney Todd, perhaps.
Personally i think there were many better titles that could've been used instead and i've compiled a list of a few alternatives:
For Your Pies Only
Mr Knife Guy
Live & Let Pie
Conan the Barber
The Wrath of Balm
Foam Hair to Eternity
I Love Stubble
Pies Like Us
In God We Crust
Eat The Parents
Half Baked
Cutthroat Island
Beard Science
I think you get the drift. I'll stop now because i can sense you lost interest after that Wrath of Balm one.
