Sunday 27 January 2008

Slicey Slicey


When you human types aren't killing each other over who's got the best god or who likes oil the most, you also like killing each other over love. I adore otters but have never once wanted to kill anyone preventing me from using my season pass to the local otter sanctuary. Not that anyone would dare.

Anyway, this murderous streak is witnessed in all its lovely detail in the latest Tim Burton movie 'Sweeney Todd' which also carries the subtitle 'the demon barber of Fleet Street' in case we were confusing him with another Sweeney Todd, perhaps.

Personally i think there were many better titles that could've been used instead and i've compiled a list of a few alternatives:

For Your Pies Only

Mr Knife Guy

Live & Let Pie

Conan the Barber

The Wrath of Balm

Foam Hair to Eternity

I Love Stubble

Pies Like Us

In God We Crust

Eat The Parents

Half Baked

Cutthroat Island

Beard Science

I think you get the drift. I'll stop now because i can sense you lost interest after that Wrath of Balm one.

7 comments:

Audun said...

I didn't get the one about Cutthroat Island. Isn't that an actual movie?

Evil Amnesiac said...

I am looking forward to seeing Sweeney Todd, but when i see the barber scenes, all i can think of is "hilarious" channel 4 "comedy" Desmonds.

Tora said...

What about "Foams of Wrath"?

I like this. I want to see the film!

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