Sometimes, when I'm not too busy showing my human captors how to program their VCRs, I like to indulge in hot geeky gaming action.
Luckily, since the advent of wireless remotes and stuff, I can now hold a control pad relatively easily in my flippers from the comfort of the shallow-end of my pool.
Unfortunately the month of January is decidedly poo when it comes to game releases and February, like a whore, is flaunting its offers yet is unattainable.
In light of this travesty of events, I have decided that instead of playing older-games (ewwww), I will:
Learn to identify at least 12 stars by their names
Perfect my James Stewart impression
Polish my Star Wars replica Lightsaber until it gleams
Try NOT to insult the French for the next 19 days
Finish my guide to "building the perfect Murloc trap". This should be available in all good book shops and probably quite a few nasty ones by next November.
Well Hello There!!
- Smylexx
- Well erm, it's not easy being a dolphin. Have you ever tried to eat Chicken Tikka Masala with flippers?
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