It's Valentines Day and as I happen to be a dolphin, I expect to get lots and lots of cards and free stuff. Everyone loves dolphins. Well, everyone except John West and his flippin' tuna nets.
I'd prefer to get e-cards or maybe a nice fruit basket to actual cards though. I can't hold them very well and the ink runs when they get wet.
Some other animals, of course, don't get cards and nice chocolatey thingys. No one EVER remembers to offer hugs to Great White Sharks or Praying Mantis. So if you see a slimy creature, why not offer to go to dinner together? Perhaps a walk along the beach with a slug might not be so bad...
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