Wheeee!!
Well hello there delicious human types. Has it really been 9 days since i flippered my keyboard? It would appear so.
The reason for this slight delay in all things fish related is that i have recently purchased a Blu-Ray machine. For the last 4 weeks, I've been waiting eagerly for its arrival and it finally turned up here, at the Government Research Facility for Smart-Arsed Fish, in a nice brown parcel.
Unfortunately, much to my disappointment, this "blu-ray" thingy is not quite what i expected. Instead of it being some sort of marine-based flatfish making machine, it would appear to be some sort of gadget that plays little flimsy disc things.
Totally rubbish!
This morning, my human captors decided to test me. They do this quite often, usually while holding a selection of clipboards and pens and making little "hmmmm" noises from time to time.
This mornings test involved them holding up a series of cards and then pointing at me to decide what type of card it was. Was it a few squiggly lines? A triangle? A square? A little star?
Who cares? I answered each one with the word "fish" which, after twenty eight minutes, seemed to irritate them and they left me alone.
Until they return, let me take this opportunity to show you THIS!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Year_of_the_Dolphin
see it? See it?
Told you i was special.
9 comments:
Sorry Smy but who really cares what the UN have Done!! sorry to Drop a large pile of fish poo on your bonfire but what are the UN doing for the 15 british sailors that have been unlawfuly taken by IRAN (Wrag Heads)
Ahhhh the only time i figured i could get away from the real world by submersing myself in a fishtank of goodness and look what happens.
Smylexx my dear friend, enjoy the year, dolphins are wonderful and deserve some kinda pat on the head.
We could focus on all the crap stuff thats going on in the world but what can we do besides offer our continued support to the people protecting our country?
and dont we do this by getting up on a morning and going to the office, paying tax which then funds the armed forces?
Can we as individuals solve the problem, No, can we as a pod band together and save the world like that Bob Geldoff bloke ,, maybe ,, but i doubt it.
Yea, give cash to charity if it makes you feel better, even better, help someone in your local community who is less fortunate than yourself, but should we really beat a poor dolphin down for celebrating a year dedicated to his species,, the answer to that question, is no my friend,, the answer is a resounding NO!
Its a fre country right i am aloud to spell Wrag Head any way i want!
and so far all the UN have done is think about issuing a statment !
Why yes Smylexx,for you my aquatic amigo, there will be free fish, all the fishes of the world,from every corner of my empire.
For I am a kind god, all the creatures of the sea will kneel at your feet, all I ask is that you kneel at mine.
penitent man, penitent man......
How long have fish had Knees?
why whould the UN issue a statment about FISH!!!!
Fish should be Battered and Deap Fried in Hot Hot Beef Dripping!
Lovely MMMMMMM!!!!
I now know whats for tea
The UN have not issued any statements about fish of any kind, I'm sure Smy will take your crude generalisation of aquatic species with the usual good grace!
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