April

Goodness! It's April already? Is it? Wait, it flippin IS!!

Now, as we all know, April is associated with spring and also showers.

Having done an in-depth search of the darkest corners of the internet using the key-word "showers", I have found some very exciting facts which I feel MUST be shared immediately!

There are many types of shower. The most exciting ones are as follows:

April Showers - a series of rainy days throughout the 4th month of the year.

Wedding Showers - a complicated ritual to signify the matrimony of two people which requires the use of a loofah and some confetti.

Golden Showers - Something to do with Germany. I couldn't find more info on this but I'm assuming Bill Gates probably has at least 4 golden showers in his house. I'd love to see them.

Baby Showers - Old Testament punishment. Came right between the plague of locusts and the rain of frogs thingy. Very messy and keeps you awake at night.

Shower Gel - a substance produced by Kevin Spacey's character in the opening scene of American Beauty.

Meteor Showers - The only kind of shower hard enough to get Jack Bauer completely clean. Also known as The Jack Bauer Power Shower Hour.