Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

Personally, I like nothing better than smearing a small squishy shrimp on my crackers at the end of a hard day of leaping majestically, looking beautiful and being smug. For you bipeds, however, it would appear that you prefer the accompaniment of cheese on your Jacobs.

Cheese is so popular in some countries that they have entire festivals to celebrate it. Some Europeans like to roll it down a hill and many people like to spend their Sundays feeding it to little animals such as mouses (meece? Moose?), squirrels but never otters as we all know that they prefer crumpets with a little bit of jam on them.

Many of the most popular rock and pop entertainers sing about the stuff too. My favourite fromage related tracks are as follows:

Neil Diamond - Forever in Blue Cheese

Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Roquefort

Bon Jovi - Wanted: Cheddar Alive

The Beatles - Cheese Got a Ticket to Ride

Shania Twain -Edam, I Feel Like a Woman

Don McClean -Bye Bye, Miss American Sliced

Travolta/Neutron-Bomb - Gouda One That I Want

Robbie Williams - Brie's the One

There must be quite literally three or maybe four others I forgot to mention but all this talk about food is making me hungry and I've just spied a little salmon that owes me money so erm... back later!!