Tuesday 23 October 2007

Mushroom, Mushroom...


Badgers aren't exactly having a great time at the moment.

A few of the stripey woodland folk turned up dead over in Norway recently after deciding to drink the local water.

This is highly unusual as usually the Norwegian badgers prefer to drink only cherryade or, if celebrating, a vodka-redbull with an umbrella and fruit in it...but only after 9pm...and only if they aren't the designated driver that particular evening.

Now in Britain the government is deciding on whether or not to cull them.

At first i thought this was a spelling mistake. Surely they meant for the Britain-folks to cuddle them over and over again until the badgers start to squeak a bit and lick your eyeballs in fear.

But no; apparently the government thinks that the little furry fun machines are linked to spreading diseases in cattle which might be contaminating the food chain.

Once again, this is most untrue! Badgers don't go anywhere near cattle until July-the month that the otters hold a woodland rodeo for all the critters to join in, ride bulls, eat pork chops and corn cobs and then sit around telling stories around a campfire -generally about monkeys or marshmallows.

Perhaps we should raise awareness about the plight of the badger. Would anyone like to organise a parade?

5 comments:

Audun said...

Can I be the sweaty dancing girl on the back of a lorry?

Audun said...

Dear Smy.

I recently remembered that there exists a twin-propellar airplane, called a Twin Otter.

Are these planes in any way related to otters? Are they really powered by otters?

Sincerely,
Audun

Smylexx said...

i think Twin Otters was a website i once subscribed to until they put the prices up.

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